governmentwebsite:

haha sorry i was masturbating 

fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

    tumblr:a bunch of lazy funny hormonal moody horny teenagers who have barely any self esteem yet still see themselves as better than everyone else

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions