May 2013
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
egobus:
omg but what if I invited all my followers to my wedding and you all just sat there with your laptops liveblogging my wedding
excalilbur:
excalilbur:
i have more followers than there are people in my school
There are normal people...
lolsofunny:
And then there’s me…
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(lol here!)
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via qoldlush)
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
currently watching: my life fall to pieces
porn4ladies:
*americans google eurovision*
you know what’s better than the italian guy in the suit
the italian guy without the suit
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
